Leo
28 Feb
I love him.
I want to have pretty babies with him. They’d have his dirty blonde hair and dimples.
And his ice skating skills.
Except Leo might be gay.
He teaches ice skating.
But only to little boys who might be learning for hockey purposes.
But the rink has a gay hockey team.
He’s really cute.
Like ohmigodhowcanhebesocute cute.
I don’t think he noticed me at all.
But he doesn’t need to notice me to fall in love with me.
He’s just that goodlooking.
And nice to kids.
That’s so rare.
It’s thanks to him that I screamed in the subway station at 42nd Street.
Ice skating means he’s GAY!
Sorry to the family ahead of me who turned to stare. I was a bit upset.
He’s probably gay.
Whenever I see a goodlooking guy, he turns out to be gay.
My gaydar sucks.
He’s just so damn cute.
Leo. I don’t even think that’s his name. Actually, I’m 99% it’s not.
I made it up because he looks like Leo di Caprio in Titanic.
I wanted to call him Jack but R said he looks like a Leo.
He looks damn good, that’s what he looks like.
Please let him like girls and not boys.
Is that too much to ask?
Please?
This is hilarious.
I adore you.
He is NOT gay.
He is as straight as a ruler.
A sexy ruler.
Yes, you can marry him.
And no, it’s not too much to ask.
I can’t wait to double date.
Ahhh crushes. They’re the best arent they?