Want Some Cheese?

So I’ve been reading Your Beard is Good and he makes a lot of lists. Therefore, he inspired me to make a list. My list isn’t nearly as good or funny as his are. My list is merely the stuff that pisses me off, at the moment.

1. People who cannot spell “quote” correctly. As in they spell it “qoute”. Have you ever seen a word where the letter “q” was not followed by “u”? Okay, fine. Here’s a list of them. But which of those words are ever used in normal conversation? And the only ones accepted by Scrabble are: qi, qat, qaid, qadi, qoph, qanat, tranq, faqir, sheqel, qabala, qabalah, qindar, qintar, qindarka, mbaqanga, and qwerty. Aside from “qwerty”, which have you ever used? Seriously. Learn to spell. Especially if you’re on a quest to be quasi-famous. Also, there’s a major difference between “to” and “too”. If you’re really confused, Google can help. And if you’re too lazy to type it in, here’s a website explaining the difference. You’re welcome. Speaking of which, this can tell you the difference between “you’re” and “your”. Learn it, love it. Oh and don’t write “lol” at the end of anything. I can deal with “haha” but “lol”. Especially if you want to be taken seriously.
2. The lack of straight guys at my school. Even though I’m not currently in NYC, the fact that I go to an all girl and gay school pops up a surprising amount. I’m also watching A Walk To Remember, making it ridiculously hard to not think about cute straight boys.
3. Trying to find a picture for my Twitter. I tried looking through old Facebook ones. I hate them all. And I have 500+ tagged of me. God I feel really lame for admitting that. Anyway, I hate every single picture I’ve taken of myself today. I took them mostly because I got sick of my current pic. Here are some of the outtakes.

   
   That’s my 1930′s housewife dress. All I need is an apron and a husband. This is also the one I have up at the moment.
   
   Back in high school I used to make faces at my friends. When I got to college, everyone thought I’d outgrow it.
   I didn’t.
   
   
   
   I look ten years old in all three of those shots.
   
   Something about my head reminds me of dolphins in this one. It’s like I’m Flipper or something. Can’t you see the resemblance?
   
   Flipper.
   
   Me.
   
   Flipper = me

   God, my coolness astounds me.

4. The guy on the bus who refused to help me. So like three weeks ago, I took the Bolt Bus to Boston. My bag was put under the bus. When we got there to station, my bag had slid completely to the other side of the bus, where the door wasn’t open. Since a guy was already crawling underneath and I was in a dress, I asked him if he could please slide my bag to me. He stared up at me, giving me this look like I was this completely presumptuous bitch, and gave me a nice short reply. “No”.  He was literally beside my bag but refused to push it forward. He climbed out from under, grabbed his and his girlfriend’s bag (she was standing right next to me) and walked away. Ever since that day, I’ve been really hesitant about asking people for help regarding luggage and whatnot. I was flying a week ago and was absolutely petrified of asking the guy behind me to help push my huge carry-on bag up. Luckily, he noticed that it was about to fall and kill me, delaying our flight, so he volunteered to help me. Thank you, nice guy who made me less scared of asking people for help.
5. Camilla Belle on the cover of March’s Lucky. Okay, so I’m not really irked about her being the cover. I could care less about that. The only thing that really irritates me about this is the fact that instead of focusing on her career, the things they choose to highlight on the cover are “A Jonas Brother! The Twilight Hottie!”. Yeah, she’s not an actress or anything. She’s just on the cover of a magazine for dating someone famous. And being linked to another famous person. She’s in movies. Give her credit. Oh and she doesn’t even get an interview. Instead she gets tons of clothes. Or at least I can’t find an interview with her. As opposed to Robert Pattinson in GQ. He gets a huge interview, which is surprisingly endearing. I don’t hate him anymore, which I sort of did because of his crappy behavior when he was supposed to be promoting Twilight in NYC back in like October. But since he admits to being lame, I no longer want his movies to bomb. Although I’m still secretly glad that Twilight really did suck. Oh and does anyone else want to go see Adventureland with Kristen Stewart? Because I wonder if she really can’t act or if Twilight just sucked the life out of her.

Just putting it out there but I would be intimidated as hell to date to someone who looks like this.

Or this.
(Images courtesy of Life of Leetid)

Because those two guys are just ridiculously good-looking. I mean really. They’re so hot, in fact, that I bet they are gay. Mostly because that’s the kind of luck I have. I also don’t believe that they could actually like girls. Just like a part of me secretly believes that Zac Efron and Chace Crawford are gay. But all of me really hopes they’re not.