Uh. I’m a bit disturbed. I checked my blog search terms and this came up.
“my sixth grade friend having sex”
What. The. Hell.
First off, I’m confused. What was this person search for? Was she/he looking for information on what to do if your fellow 6th grader is gettin’ it on? Or were they searching for something I don’t even want to write about? I mean really. It’s wrong on all levels. Sixth graders should not be having sex. I played with dolls in the 6th grade. I had a secret language with my friends. We had our own alphabet. We were NOT having sex.
Maybe I’m going to come off sounding like some old-timer or whatever but sixth graders should not be having sex. They should be playing with toys and playing games like tag. Boys should have cooties. Let’s go back to that. Can everyone please get the cootie shot? Repeat after me.
Circle. Circle. Dot. Dot. Now you’ve had the cootie shot.
Thank you. Now all you little sixth graders, please don’t have sex. The same goes for everyone older than that. You think you’re all old and stuff but you’re not. You’re not even old when you’re nineteen. Or twenty-six. Or whatever age. I don’t believe in being old. But there’s no need for having sex in sixth grade. Or googling it.
Please stop googling strange, underage things and finding my blog. I’m getting a bit disturbed.
Oh..that was my fault. I was looking for some hot underage porn. My bad.
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Oh, and I’m not a pedophile, so don’t unattend.