Thanks to the power of Netflix, I’ve found a load of shows that I’ve never actually watched on TV but worship online. Lately I’ve been watching Prison Break. Well I say that but I really only watched some of the first season. Sadly, I’m a child of the “need-to-know-now” generation so I checked Wikipedia to see what happens. I wasn’t as concerned with the plot as I was with him.
Enter into my life, Wentworth Miller.
Be still, my beating heart. He’s the guy on the right. A bona-fide hottie. I mean, look at that little smile.
It’s like the best smirk ever. But, much like my crush on this guy, it turns out he’s old. I mean, I figured he was somewhat old (and by that I mean late twenties) so imagine my surprise when I learned he was 38. Yep. That’s not even mid thirties. That’s late thirties. And I am exactly 20. Obviously, our love isn’t meant to be, even though he’s Princeton educated. That’s okay though. I have other crushes to cheat on him with.
One such crush is John Krasinski. Now I know he’s 31, which is slightly better than 38, right? I mean progress is being made here. He’s even filming in Manhattan right now, so I might actually somehow run into him. However, due to the fact that I’m not a crazy stalker, it’s probably never going to happen. Sure, shows occasionally film right near me but the chances of J.Krasinski being there? Slim. To. None.
But again, I am nothing if not resilient. Because my third & fourth crushes are only 28! Look how good I’m doing, going down in ages. Ya’ll ought to be proud.
They are GLEE boys! Cory Monteith and Harry Shum Jr. So cute. So utterly cute. And yet, 28 is old.
Sadly, the youngest crush I’ve got is on Chace Crawford, whom I’m never ever ever going to see because I’ve seen the entire cast of Gossip Girl and been in my favorite coffee shop in all of Manhattan while his movie was filming outside and didn’t see him once. It’s okay. It’s another fact I’ve resigned myself to. I will survive. Somehow.
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